Sniped by Foyeboy?!?!?

Ok, who taught Foyeboy how to use a sniper rifle?? Seriously, what's that all about? That bitch must have sniped me 20 times last night. I'm used to it from Spuds, but when it said "You have been sniped by Foyeboy" I almost pooped myself. Who am I kidding? I DID poop myself. I was off my game last night, racking up single digit kills most of the evening, but Smackass aka Loss Cat picked up the slack. That's why we make a good team. When I can't poop no more, Smackass can always squeeze some out. It's a good thing too, 'cause I've been carrying that bitch lately.

I'm pissed that I didn't do as much damage last night!! Dammit!! Have you ever seen a pissed off monkey? I mean, a REALLY pissed of monkey!! It poops like a maniac and just flings it in all directions...

May the poop be with you.

~Monkeyboy~