Dissension Amongst Power Duo?

Sanctuary (Astoria AP)-- In a breaking news story, sources have uncovered rumors that Loss Cat may be disgruntled with his partner, Monkeyboy. While the powerful duo have laid waste to all comers for years, Loss Cat seems unhappy with his partner's recent performance.

"He's slipping. I remember the days he could stick a field mouse at one hundred yards with a blindfold on," he told a small throng of reporters. "Now he couldn't hit air if he fell out of a plane. I think the celebrity has gone to his head. I even heard rumors that he's partying with Corey Haim and Emmanuel Lewis."

Monkeyboy has been known in the past for outrageous all-night Sambuca and San Loco binges, but apparently it has gotten worse.

"Have you seen the picture?" an emabarrassed Loss Cat asked reporters. "He's lost it."

The picture Loss Cat was referring to was recently discovered on a teen web site, Halo Beat. This black and white was reportedly snapped in the back room of the East Village hot spot, Company:















Monkeyboy could not be reached for comment.