My Muses

I'd like to thank Foyeboy and Spuds for rejuvenating my creativity. I've now started writing again and the world will be a better place as a result...

My two latest pieces are below...both are works in progress:

Ode to Steamers

there once were 2 guys from jersey
who ate lots of limes so they wouldn't get scurvy
they went online to have a good time
but proceeded to get blown up over and over and over and over and over again by monkeyboy and losscat


Steaming Pile of Love

I have a steaming pile of love for you
It smells a lot like monkey poop
You'll be wearing it when we're through
Just be glad it ain't monkey goo

I have a steaming pile of love for you
It's smoking like you do after i sticky bomb you
It's a present for my muse
Because you let me poop on you

~Inigo Montoya~