COD

First off, a few messages to all of my fans:

1.) I'm sorry that it's been so long since my last post...No excuses, I promise that it will happen again.

B.) The collection of Xbox-inspired ballads by Loss Cat and Monkeyboy entitled "The Dookie Twins" is scheduled for release in late 2008. The first hit single "Double Kill With a Sticky Bomb(I Got a)" will be available for download in the next couple of months and you can view the lyrics in my previous posts. So contain your excitement for now...It's in the works.

3.) I still toss dookie like a champ on a regular basis.

COD stands for 2 things:

1.) Call of Duty - My latest addiction and a pretty damn fun game. The only drawback is that on occasion, I must actually team up with my nemesis Foyeboy and therefore I don't always have the pleasure of creeping up behind him, slicing him up and then taking a dookie on his corpse.

2.) Cash on Delivery - This is when cash is paid when a product is delivered. For example, When Foye's mom drops by my apartment for her daily blumpkin, she immediately pays me based on the size of the steamer. She pays me extra if I include the Monkeyboy Booty Wail upon delivery of said steamer.