The Ballad of Foyeboy (by Monkeyboy w/ special guest Loss Cat)

so it seems foyeboy has a girl
who bakes him cupcakes and rocks his world
because of this, he can't play halo
'cause if she saw him get his ass blown up, monkeyboy she would blow

monkeyboy tosses poop like a champ
and this makes foye's girl get damp
she can't wait to ride monkeyboy's schlong
and when she does, she'll sing this song

Monkeyboy you're the halo king!
About your massive pole i shall sing!
Foye just isn't enough for this girl!
He sucks at halo and he's hung like a squirrel!

so while foye's getting fisted by his life partner alex
we'll be double-teaming foye's girl just for kicks
and she'll be forced to sing out this tender ballad
then we'll beat on foye and smush spuds into salad

(by this we think foyeboy might get offended
all this talk about his girl getting rear-ended
but he's a big boy and can take his licks
it's not our fault his girl likes monkeyboy and losscat's d**ks)