Monday, January 29, 2007

(I Got A) Double Kill with a Sticky Bomb

I have not been this inspired since my 12/1/06 post which will be nearly impossible for me to exceed in terms of creativity...but below is my latest work of art entitled:

(I Got A) Double Kill with a Sticky Bomb


I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I porked your mom
She licked my nuts while I sang this song
Man, she was so turned on...

Because I got a double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I bonked your mom
I bent her over while she quoted the Wrath of Khan
In the voice of James Doohan(Scotty)

I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I spanked your mom
When we were done she cooked me some flan
Then we continued to get it on

I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I shagged your mom
For kicks she put a rasta wig on
and kept screaming "Do me harder Mon!"

I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I did your mom
I know you wanted to see me spider monkey your mom
So I turned the video camera on

I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I boinked your mom
I dropped a dookie while she licked my schlong
That's right, I got my blumpkin on

I got a, double kill with a sticky bomb
I blew you up, then I poked your mom
After the sixth time she started to sing this song
But don't worry, I had a jimmy hat on.