Practice

I have every reason to believe that Foyeboy has been spending several hours a day logging onto Xbox Live and blowing shit up with 12 year olds from Uzbeckistan. First he's sniping like a madman(see the Sniped by Foyeboy?!?!?! blog from March 21st) and now he's clobbering me in the noggin with those f'n elbows of his. Or maybe he's in some daytime Halo training camp. There has to be some unreasonable explanation for this.

Not that it matters, Smackass and Monkeyboy still dominate on a regular basis. As soon as it becomes irregular I'll just take some Ex-lax(Inspired by Spuds) and we'll quickly be back on our game.

I Poop In Your General Direction

~Monkeyboy~

P.S. Despite having a few lackluster games last night, Monkeyboy still managed to go on a Running Riot at one point...

Spuds Makes Good Salad

Sometimes I like to carry a jar a mayo with me instead of grenades, so when I splatter Spuds' head with a sniper rifle, I can just add a drop and make potato salad.

--chef loss cat

Quien Esta Su Padre?

Monkeyboy...that's right, Monkeyboy is your daddy...and he showed it by raising his pimp hand and slapping his bitches around last night. That is all.

Fear the sticky bombs bitches.

~Monkeyboy~

Sniped by Foyeboy?!?!?

Ok, who taught Foyeboy how to use a sniper rifle?? Seriously, what's that all about? That bitch must have sniped me 20 times last night. I'm used to it from Spuds, but when it said "You have been sniped by Foyeboy" I almost pooped myself. Who am I kidding? I DID poop myself. I was off my game last night, racking up single digit kills most of the evening, but Smackass aka Loss Cat picked up the slack. That's why we make a good team. When I can't poop no more, Smackass can always squeeze some out. It's a good thing too, 'cause I've been carrying that bitch lately.

I'm pissed that I didn't do as much damage last night!! Dammit!! Have you ever seen a pissed off monkey? I mean, a REALLY pissed of monkey!! It poops like a maniac and just flings it in all directions...

May the poop be with you.

~Monkeyboy~

18 Medals...and a Running Riot

I forget the exact date of this shelacking(sp?), but it was about a week ago. It was a bit of a blur as Monkeyboy was on quite a tear...but I do seem to recall Monkeyboy going on a RUNNING RIOT, getting 17 of 20 kills and a record-setting 18 MEDALS...yes, you read that correctly, 18 MEDALS! It took me 3 days to get all the bits of Foyeboy and Spuds guts out of my couch...

18 Medals bitches!

~Monkeyboy~

Poop Post #1

This was just a good ol' fashioned sunday night poop flingin' extravaganza. Loss Cat was a bit inebriated, but that didn't stop our favorite primate from flingin' some serious poop. Monkeyboy was on fire and at one point literally pooped on Foyeboy's forehead. In one round Monkeyboy actually had more kills than all three members of the other team combined. It was one for the ages.

Poop is the greatest palindrome ever.

~Monkeyboy~